From:
To: me
So, pretty exciting day here.
I bought a toaster.
I don't think I've ever owned a toaster before.
I brought it home, set it up, and realised ... you need bread for a toaster.
So I went out again and bought some bread.
You'd be proud of the toaster though. I went the practical option - chrome finish so if ever anyone tries to sneak up behind me in the kitchen I can grab the toaster and smack them over the head before they get to me.
Yep. I think I'll enjoy owning a toaster.
a friend
