Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Girls on Film

OMG, who gives a crap?!?! This ‘open letter’ to Pixar (one of the world’s best animation studios) is from a fan who complains that in the last 10 movies, not one had a lead female heroine (they were apparently all support characters)
A Pixar non-Princess female character

Soooo inane…And what does that say about me, commenting on the inane!?!? Why the gibbons do people these days think they can dictate artists/creatives/production companies ideas to match their “diversity” agendas?

From here:

“So I'm not complaining; I'm asking. I'm asking because I think so highly of you.

Please make a movie about a girl who is not a princess.”

Another Pixar non-Princess female character

Dear Mr Dali, can you please show more representation of digital clocks? All you paintings appear to favour analog clocks, and coming from someone who can’t read those clockfaces, I feel that your work is prejudiced and not representative enough of my digital generation. Please make a painting about a clock that isn’t analog.


Dear Mozart, Could you please please please, start using the 3rd harmonic starting at D#. I find that a lot of your music is in a jaunty major key that clearly biases G major, and there are those of us that really want to listen to depressing D# minor. Please make a musical piece about D# minor that is not about G major.


Dear Mr Van Gogh, can you stop doing !@#ing daisies and you know, focus a bit on hydrangeas? Please make a painting about hydrangeas that aren’t daisies.

Only 2 female characters in a family of five, demonstrating
a total ignorance of appropriate diversity quotas.

Dear Mr Hitchcock, please make a movie about a girl that isn’t killed by a psycho.


Dear Mr Ford Coppola, please make a movie about the Vietnam war that doesn’t end badly…like the war did


Dear Mr DeNiro, please make a movie about a gangster who isn’t fat.


Dear Mr Spielberg, please make a movie about an Extraterrestrial that isn’t cute.

I could seriously keep going…..


1 comment:

Gramps said...

Don't stop now. I was was just about asleep.